PS: Comcast wised up. Being throttled no longer!

PS: just kicked butt in studio class. Schubert suits my voice well.

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVPS: OMG GUYS LOOK

Well that was stupid

New one I want it

HOLY smurf HOLY smurf HOLY smurf PLEASE BE A NEW ONE

Man, dude, I can't wait for another Inspector Gadget movie.

?: I do too many things/did too many things. My experiences resume I just sent to my Theory professor for a reccomendation was ridiculously long. He's going to think I'm a crazy person. Which I am, but still.

HR: What do you get when you combine a sudden increase in adderall dosage, a bunch of caffeine, sleep deprivation, and very little food and water spread out across several days?

Vivid hallucinations while driving through residential areas. That was smurfing terrifying. If anyone wakes me up before about 3pm tomorrow I'm gonna have to cut a smurf.

you guys have his number, right?

I will murder you in front of your extended family, friends, and pets with my bare hands

HR: I don't have the book to get the homework assignment due tomorrow for Music Theory. I'm smurfed.

UC: Someone stole my bike today while it was locked outside Schwada. That's really not cool, guys.

Did they hack through the lock or did they just disassemble everything that wasn't nailed down?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHR: smurf you, honda, I hope you die and nobody goes to your funeral because smurf you your mother never loved you.

Cut through the lock.

Over here, they tend to just steal the parts that aren't locked down. People often just leave the denuded frames tied up until the university clears out the lot of them during summer.

I've always wondered what kind of pawnshop/fence takes just a pile of bike tires, seats, and handlebars.

the right kind

PS bordering on holy smurf: I just earned a retweet from a Starcraft II pro about some epic trolling that took place this weekend!
http://t.co/B1KH7mLR

PS: I was the only one who handed in our homework in Theory today.

HR: My classmates now are angry at me for making them look bad.

smurf 'em.

seconded

Haters gonna hate.

NERD

To be fair, after a month of Theory last semester, I handed in about 5 of the assignments. We get assignments daily. I'm just trying to start this semester off right.

AF: Janowski's face is irrelevent.

BN (Breaking News): JanJan's face has no relation to the matters at hand. More at seven.

I know that my face is the subject of much adoration, but come on, guys. Seriously. Getting to be too much.

PS: I woke up to find my Facebook news feed covered with some of the funniest memes I've seen in a while.

UC: I discovered while laughing at them that I'm losing my voice

HR: No one will know if anyone is "one-shot on my X" today! D:

PPPPPPPPPS: THE GIRL I ABSOLUTELY HATE WHO HAS JUST ABOUT EVERY CLASS WITH ME IS SWITCHING MAJORS!!!!! Let's all celebrate, please?

i might kick myself for the rest of my life for not thinking of the rap name "hoodie allen" first

UC: My partner in Music Theory isn't going to do anything for our project. We have to present tomorrow. Part of our grade is how well we split up the work.

So the question is: Do I do everything and try to save myself? Or do just my portion? I hate this smurf.

Update: I just texted him asking when we're going to finish this stuff up. Long story short, he apparently didn't even know what piece we were presenting tomorrow. Our teacher has told us at least 10 times, sent us at least 5 emails about it, and it's on the assignment sheets. And we're in a class of FOUR SMURFING PEOPLE! HOW ARE YOU THAT DUMB?!?

HR: TTTA, Widget!, and I have concluded that Wolfram Alpha has become self-aware and has started dividing by zero.

RQ:Can I use the Oxford Comma after an exclamation point?

In that the exclamation mark is part of my username, yes.

I would assume that after describing an interjection--given that it would be in quotation marks--also yes.

We'll call it the Demidec comma.

AF: Stanley Tree will never know the true pressure from the 10 questions group collective super quiz relay format as he's babied by only having to answer 5 questions.

as a dude who had to do both (10 at state and 5 at nationals), 5 makes for WAY more intense pressure. missing one of ten is barely worse than missing a math question, missing one of five will destroy your score, hurt your team, and possibly lose you a national championship.

I misbubbled one at state my senior year. That one question cost me 1st varsity overall.

As someone who has never missed a super quiz relay question, I am unable to relate to your explanation and therefore reject it as hearsay, PatPat.

I just disliked how the questions weren't the same for each person, I liked the ten question format because everyone I was competing against was given the same questions.

At Memphis Nats, there was a question that came up along the lines of "which of these is related closest to humans?" The options were along the lines of

1. Squirrel
2. Cat
3. Chimpanzee
4. Tortoise
5. Dinosaur

Easy one, right? Well, the third varsities were up. They still managed to do well on it. After each question, they were putting on the projector a graph of how many responses each answer got. The "chimpanzee" column was, of course, enormous. In fact, it looked unanimous, for a moment. Then, one by one, we began to notice: someone had put dinosaur. One lone vote sat defiantly in the dinosaur column. I stared for a moment, then said: "smurf it, Mike." THe rest of my teammates shook their heads. There's no way Mike was that dumb, they assured me. Besides, he'd gotten the first four correct, he'd showed us through hand signals. I knew, though. It was Mike. He got back up to the team, grinning. "Guys, I put dinosaur."

We still managed to come in third.

As someone who lived through the Jurrasic period, I can vouch for Mike's answer as being the correct one.

Haha. I hope he only put dinosaur on the electronic response and not on his Scantron.

You know, I remember that question. Haha. I got so many right during that super quiz...but I was the freaking alternate/flag girl so I got no glory. At least West won super quiz that year

"Dinosaur" is always the correct answer, regardless of the question. Trust me, I'm a geology minor.

HR: My mom thinks I'm a very loose girl with low morals because of many reasons. Meanwhile, the rest of the world thinks I'm a pretty average chick. Why is my mother so determined to hate me?

There. That's your answer. Right there.

Parents are often prone to harsh judgment of their children's (and generally, younger people's) moral standards. Sometimes they're right, sometimes not. Suggesting that your own mother "hates" you because she nags you to change your lifestyle - something that nearly all parents do - strikes me as about the most extreme overreaction possible on your part.

lolwut no

APRIL FOOLS IS STILL MONTHS AWAY