I'm in some sort of LOLconfusion Zone.

God making that list took soooooo long.

Holy smurf Meet The Residents is a smurfing awesome album.

That dream was truly horrifying.

HR: Guys, I think it's time to abandon ship on Facebook.

The legion of MySpace-using hordes have arrived. The trend of profile pictures containing underclassmen girls bent over to display their cleavage is the most revealing (lol) sign of this inevitable invasion.

Facebook's home page must now say "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here," as I have just descended through the lowest layer of Mark Zuckerberg's Inferno.

UC: I've been making my list of potential grad schools/advisors, and they all seem to fit into one of the following:
- Really hard to get into (ex: Caltech)
- in Georgia (GA Tech)

on the bright side, Tech would be really easy for me to get into, and the research I'm nterested in would take me to random islands out in the Pacific. But still, GA... hmmm.

@Ian: Unlike when MySpace got too annoying, there are no friendly waters this time, we've got what we've got. I mean at least there aren't any more profiles or music or flashing ads.

Who says that's a bad thing?

</OCM>. Also, </Male college students>


You just gotta BELIEVEEE.

(You'll be fine wherever, dude! You're smart! No worries allowed on ADT! NO. WORRIES. EVER.)

College students and high school underclassmen? Ew.

PS1: My friend and I made a Beartato together

PS2: Then we made another one so we could each bring one to college with us

Dr. Roffles is probably the only one who can comprehend the awesomeness of this event

PS3: really over priced. O wait......


Also, I STILL read that ass beertato...

The gutter

Your mind is in it

Stop that

...oh, you meant high school students? See, the key is that I'm not facebook friends with any high school underclassmen, so I have absolutely no clue what you're going on about. Facebook is self selecting. You don't have to friend non-college underclassmen, bro. Stick to the collegiates. Like, I get friended by fake pornographer accounts all the time. Just reject their friend requests. It's not like they can do anything to you until you friend them.

Unless... oh, man, are you talking about one of your 12 children?

Damn, I feel bad for you son. Got 99 problems but my daughter's cleavage aint one.

Chloe: That is basically the best just FYI BTW. Like a stuffed Beartato? How did you do it? Sewing and stuff? Man, I got free time this summer, if it isn't like deathly difficult I might do that. If it's quick I could use it as a birthday present for my friend Eddie, who calls me Reginald and who I call Beartato, because we're super-bros.

Someone photoshop a "Super Roffle Bros" game.

With Katie gone, nothing will stand in my way as I take control of the west coast! Nothing!!! Muahahahahaha!!!!!!

So you're going to harass a whole bunch of chicks?


Status Quo: Achieved.

Went to the fabric store, bought stuff, sewed 'em by hand. They weren't hard to make, since they're supposed to look a little...well, off. Yeah, they look kind of crappy, but we liked them that way. And they're super cushy, even though the pics don't show it.






It was good times, highly recommended.

AF:has anyone actually used that acronym feature the right way?

Once. but then I figured out that it censors that too, so it's pointless. I like how it's used now.

Ywdya

No one is safe.

HR/PS/AF/WTF: Me and Chloe's friend both said something about goldfish to her within 15 seconds.

Request granted.

A winnar is you.

nice, though i think "Roffle" is more catchy in this context, its still an EPIC WIN.

SUPER COOL. And they actually look pretty comfortable!

Okay I might actually do this man.

I like Georgia. What is wrong with it?

Beartatos remind me that I need to take pictures of my sabretoothed lime plush thingies my friend made.

It's just like "You might know ...."

NO

I DON'T

AND I WOULDN'T LIKE THEM IF I KNEW THEM.

Also, UC: a conversation I'm having with the friend of an ex girlfriend is hella depressing.

This girl has problems, is all I can say.

ITT: Ian does not know his children, and in the end he does not like them.

If the conversation I just completed was any indicator, having children should be pretty darn easy.

I need to find a career where I don't have to deal with people, because as much as I can speak and interact (damn well), the things that people do just messes with me. Like...people mess up their own lives so badly. It seems clear to me, why isn't it to you? I just don't get it.

Careers when you don't have to deal with people don't exist, broski. Unless you want to work on an assembly line, or as a homesteading farmer. When it comes down to it, there will always be some mixture of coworkers, bosses, friends, and subordinates, and life is mostly a process of dealing with them in such a way that doesn't infuriate you. Nothing is particularly "clear" about life -- I mean, I'm sorry, but nobody can really manage another person's life. Not successfully. Mistakes are a part of life and everybody makes them, and they make mistakes of varying intensity. Don't let the mistakes of others get you down or annoyed, man.

HR: This is my friend's facebook status.

I guess it's not that I get mad at these people it's just...I see a few strengths that I have, and when I see people without them...I'm kinda thrown through a loop. I don't view myself as having strengths in that light, I guess. Maybe it's not even the mistakes, it's the inability to learn from them.

I suppose I've managed to surround myself with some pretty amazing friends, so this sort of thing isn't something I'm used to.

Dude, you are always going to have to deal with stupid people in your place of employment. Your best hope is for a boss that understands your plight and a good sense of humor and rapport with the coworkers who don't piss you off.

I'm pretty sure I'll be able to deal with people well enough, and I'm sure if I look around I can find stupidity that truly blows my mind, I'm just being a little kid for now because this has been sort of sprung on me, and I don't really want to hear it (pros and cons of being nice to people and listening...).

Completely unrelated PS: I put a new screen protector on my phone, and everything is all sharp and crisp again. Gotta love the little things...

Chloe: your beartatoes are awesome. I am green with envy.


Thanks, Roffs. You really do need your own Super Roffles brother game.

Conservatives

kidding. but seriously, I lived in GA for like 18+ years. There are many things I like about it, but I just want a little variety.

Hey man, I will still be here some of the time.

PS: Regarding my temporary loss of faith in people, after a 225 horsepower meditation, I've just realized that people are free to find what they want in life. People who want drama will find it, and those who don't will avoid it. They will reach their own equilibrium. People are condemned to be free to wrangle with their own inclinations and what they really want in life. People are responsible for their own smurf-ups more often than not, but that's what they wanted. Who am I to suggest they not be free to their own downfall should they choose it?

People will wind up how they want. It's of no concern to me, especially when I've never met someone. In the sage words of medical professional Dr. Dre, "smurfs ain't smurf but hoes and tricks." Clearly, he recognized the inevitability of hoedom and trickey upon those who freely choose accordingly.



I think I might grow to appreciate Arizona more once I leave, but I totally hear you that some variety is good.

Yeah. I like how green GA is. I always miss the trees when I'm in CA. I also like GA food. While I lovelovelove the sunshine in CA, I really miss the sudden, wicked rainfall of summer afternoon thunderstorms. you know, that sort of thing.

You're still a long way from being a match for me, grasshopper.

I thought he was an OCM in training, so wouldn't he assist you in your Punch/Grope/Wave campaign?

I see. I don't know the feeling having grown up in 4 very different states with very different geology (and sometime culture).

You think I would trust anyone that would want to emulate me?

I'm a horrible person!

Reminds me of Groucho, "I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member"

AF: Asians are taking over my facebook wall

AF: My hair is getting really long...

PS: I can hang on the rim of a 7 foot basketball hoop. Woohoo!

Sorry about that.

SO YOU'RE THE ONE BEHIND ALL THIS it's okay, I'm ambivalent about it.