Stick Figure Chloe has really pretty hair.

The drawing is making me feel a bit for Chloe's plight.

Add in a teardrop here and there and that two minute drawing would probably have this argument won


Hey, thanks.

Pluto was never happy with it.

UC: MySpace just thrust the profile of a girl that used to go to St. Johns into my face. I remember when she wasn't anorexic...

UC: I'm going to a town named Saint John.

PS: Although it's about as exciting as St. John's, it has much more epic scenery.

UC: Fine for speeding by 1 - 10 M/h above the posted limit: $164.00
UC: Cost of Defensive Driving School (Which is cheaper ( ) than the ticket) $150.00

Yeah...cool, Arizona...I can save all of fourteen dollars, and undergo four hours of outright misery wherein a computer program tells me how to drive safely...Greeeeaaaat.

HR: I don't even have $150.00 to pay for DDS.

I am really hoping Arizona doesn't ever follow up on the three times I was caught on photo scanners around Phoenix.

UC: Because I said that, they will.

In the state of Arizona, the only legally-recognized citations are citations delivered in person. So, paying a ticket mailed to you is actually just a tax-free donation to the state.

That said, if you don't pay one mailed to you, you will typically be delivered one in person.

Obviously, you'll be okay in California.

Dammit Aaron scared me. Okay I'll make sure to tell Randy to just throw it away if it ever comes. He thinks they probably won't even bother to get in touch with our DMV.

Not if it's minor speeding. Fer serious, AZ kids, if you get popped by the traffic camera, then just shred the packet you get in the mail, because unless you were doing like, 20+ over the posted limit, they aren't going to bother delivering you one in person.

Most of those photo-cam things are handled by a company in New York, as I learned when I payed a 100 dollar fine a few weeks back.


I should've researched a bit to see what IL does, and if they'd make the trek to WI to get their hands on untold threes of my dollars.

Randy is going to NAU, though, so if he were caught speeding/anything else in Flagstaff, he'd likely be in trouble.

Yeah he doesn't speed in that car since he is concerned about its breaking down and he just drives within the flow of traffic since its speedometer doesn't work. I was tired and wasn't used to not knowing how fast I was going so it was pretty bad.

That's dangerous when you're driving in Phoenix, and no one knows that the DPS traffic cams are calibrated to trigger at 11 m/h above the posted speed limit, and so instead they slow down to TEN MILES UNDER THE GOD DAMN SPEED LIMIT!

I triggered three of them. If I had been alert I would have realized that everyone else was slowing down for a reason but instead I just rushed on past. Damn, I didn't know his car could even get going that fast.

They go from 90 to 55 in three seconds, oblivious to the fact that they're not alone in the fifth largest city in the country.



Well tell him not to deal drugs, DUI, rob banks, or kill people either.

Or else he'll have to pay that ticket.

I think he might be in trouble then. That is like his four favorite things.

UC: Screw you, Microsoft. I'm not buying Vista and Windows 7.

If I install RC1 of Windows 7 until it comes out, I'd need to use Vista drivers or mess with the driver coding to allow the motherboard to function on Windows 7 (damn lack of support for beta...). Since the drives should be similar/the same as Vista, nothing should be radically different, but this still seems like a lot of effort to put in. I could install Linux for the time being, but that would still keep me short-handed in terms of functionality, as I couldn't run programs like Wine very well (I don't think) from RC1. I don't even know if Wine operates with RC1. BLEH.

I have virtually no idea what any of this means.

Positive Experience: catching the tail end of Dwight Howard's live chat with fans, where the following happened:

"Dwight how do you get hops!!!"

"The best way to get hops is to reach for the stars every time you jump."

He's talking about the new Microsoft OS for the computer he wants to buy/build(?).

Yeah, it was just too late in the evening for me to parse those words in that order.

UC/HR/AF/PS:Last Night

^serially dude

HT(Happy thought): This quote reminds me of the time my 4 year old nephew yelled, "Be quiet, Shamwow! You can't tell me what to do!" when the Shamwow commercial came up.

the funny part is that he is mistaken. the shamwow is SO ABSURDLY ABSORBENT that it actually can tell you what to do if you made less than $60,000 in 2008.

Be quiet PatPat, you can't tell me what to do!

no, but that's because i don't have the liquid capacity of SIXTEEN PAPER TOWELS.

VPS: I JUST MET RM

That's pretty cool brodawg

it was.

dude, I've met RM.

We know. He bench-pressed you...

PS: A guy on the news has a thick accent and he pronounced February as "Feb-berry." I chuckled.

Also his black framed glasses are jeweled and sparkle.

AF: So the person who works before me didn't tell me if there was anything I need to do tonight. I think I'll follow the precedent established in the case of No News v. Good News...

Are you in AZ, or is he in PA?

he's probably in new york now................(see:facebook)

PS: There's an oil festival/carnival thing in the town where my college is located on move-in weekend.

Where are you going to school? Titusville?

yep. Ezzactly

NL: Lunchables

Overrated nostalgia. Take my word for it.

Horseshit. The week before Danny left, that's all we had for lunch. It was epic.

this.

It's not like you're longing for Kool-Aid in the squeezy bottles. You can buy Lunchables at the grocery store.

We can get both here.

WAT

Gosh. I always look for those, and have no luck finding any... meh.

Weird. My dad buys them for my brother and sister's lunches sometimes.

Dewd...I forgot about the Homie List. xD Yes, the two are synonymous.