Tacos are the smurf.

I had some tacos last night, they were amazing.

wait are we talking about actual tacos here?

GHOST TACOS

I think maybe the dementia of my cold is setting in now

ITT we celebrate Mexican foodstuffs and their use as euphemisms in the English language.

DID YOU SEE THE ENCHILADAS ON THAT GIRL

TACOS ARE AMAZING IN ANY CONTEXT

MAN, SHE'S GOT SOME CHIMICHANGAS IN THE TRUNK


LIKE... DOZENS, WE'LL BE GOOD FOR THE PARTY FOR SURE.


*high five*

Might want to get tested for the swine flu if it goes on too long. We've had a lot of confirmed cases around our school, four of which are on our decathlon team...

Oh, uh... tacos and enchiladas rule.

I presumed so. If it wasn't mid-afternoon, I would have gone for the other end of the double-entendre.

i went to taco bell during halftime today ;-)

UC: smurf 9 hour road trips
PS: Wyoming is actually a pretty chill place. Got invited to three parties just by walking around.
UC: Lost all three of our rugby games
HR: Played three rugby games in one day

In conclusion, I'm tired, hungry, and SORE AS HELL.

UC: I was having a good day and feeling perfectly fine, even optimistic, until my mom came into my room and started talking about my college situation, which led to the same circular, goes-nowhere conversation about my emotional problems and sucky life situation that we've had 5 million times and which never helps anything. And we have a family dinner in an hour and a half that I was looking forward to, and now I'm just in a bad mood again. smurf.

PS: Today was good, hung out with some new people at lunch.

PS: Just had a 90 minute conversation over dinner with a friend of mine down the hall that spanned physics, astronomy, and international drug policy. He also explained differential equations on a napkin (although as an econ major, I made the obligatory objection that napkins are to be used for the sole purpose of illustrating the ideal tax rate), and I made sense of it. Cool. I'm glad to see that there's plenty of intellectual conversation to be had 'round here.

UC: I did so at the expense of putting off studying for a calculus test.

PS: I don't care!

UC: Sorry to hear about your situation still getting in the way of things, Will.

PS: Shawn Michaels taps out in Montreal.

PS: Kanye at the VMA's.

he's an ass. i don't even like taylor swift much, but what he did was just downright obnoxious.

On the topic of anything Kanye West says:

PS: Today was a lazy, OK day.

HR: ...homework? Oh yeah. That. Oh. Ohhh.

Any time kanye says something stupid (read: opens his mouth), I just think about this:

^nailed it.

Kanye is what the world would be like if there weren't tacos.

I quote my roommate, the wisest of fellows: "TAYLOR SWIFT ROCKS smurf BEYONCE"

Also:

I was out in the hall
Like ten of us were throwing bottles into recycling bins
Roommate came out and was like
"I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO BUT I HAVE TO GET AT LEAST ONE"
Then he messed up one bin and everyone told him to fix it
And he was like "SAY PLEASE"
Then he took the lid off and wouldn't put it back until someone said please
Then later he was standing in the way of the bin and one of them hit him in the head and the guy said "Get out of the way" and he said "YOU COULD AT LEAST SAY SORRY, JESUS"
It took him an hour to make one

Seriously nothing has brought the people on my floor together as much as him.

So, is the tumor in his brain operable or what?

yeah, as long as you have a sharp enough knife...

By the way guys I will stop posting "My roommate is batshit insane" stories if you get bored of them

But if they amuse you I will carry on.

Never stop, ever.

Somehow, I feel we just fell victim to a Mattroll.

On the contrary, I think you need to plant a video camera on your roommate and set up a live feed.

They got some video of him after the Bengals thing but it wasn't when he was totally crazy, just standing there holding his head in his hands for two minutes.

It will be on YouTube.

I will link it.

I'm also gonna try to get more video of him other times.

Class act, that Beyonce.


I also highly approve of the Unsmith emote.


I move that we import all but the most inappropriate Something Awful smilies.

UC: Lady Gaga

PS: Finished my Russian.

PS: Nothing else due tomorrow.

UC: Things due after that.

HR: This week is gonna blow.

UC: I can hear sex a quarter of the way down the hallway.

HR: ssh is blocked here, so i can't gain access to my server D:

revenge.

It shall one day be mine.

hopefully more than one, dude.

I can't argue with that.

Patrick Swayze.

NOOOOOOOOOOO

HR: Today sucked.

AF: It took less than 45 minutes after his death for someone to make the following image.



UC: I laughed more than I laughed through the entire duration of the ADTalk YLYL topic.

UCx2: So far, not as productive as needed.

THROW THE SNACKS IN THE BAG AND I'M GHOST LIKE SWAYZE

HR: I've slept 45 minutes of the last 48 hours, and after I complete my English homework and study for calculus, tomorrow will look like this:

8: Wake up, eat, etc.
9: Get to the testing center for the calc test.
9-11:30: get raped by said calc test.
12-5:45: English, History of Ethics, Calculus, Soviet Experiment back to back.
5:45-9: Speech meeting. I can't do policy this semester because I have class during their meeting time, so if I decide to keep with it, I'll probably be doing impromptu, extemp, and persuasion.
9: Do calc homeowrk. And read Confucius' Analects.
Whenever: sleep so I can wake up for my 9:30 class and talk about Confucius.



PS: Assuming no further absurd family issues that require me to go home arise in the near future, hopefully I can be back on a regular sleep schedule by Thursday.

Also, apparently everyone wants to hang out at 11 PM on a Monday. WEIRDOS.

PS: Probably maybe made Academic Bowl.

You're going against design students, I think you're set