AD_B
May 7 2009, 03:29 AM
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 6 2009, 10:25 PM)
I remember when my family went up north to visit relatives around the time I was seven, and I saw my dad smoking a cigar. I basically came apart, crying uncontrollably and generally going apesmurf over the fact that my dad smoked. I was indoctrinated really well by public school, I guess.
Or you were just a wuss.
iMatt
May 7 2009, 03:31 AM
Tophat and a monocle... tophat and a monocle...
JBroms
May 7 2009, 03:32 AM
QUOTE (iMatt @ May 7 2009, 03:31 AM)
Tophat and a monocle... tophat and a monocle...
AD_B
May 7 2009, 03:33 AM
QUOTE (JBroms @ May 6 2009, 10:32 PM)
QUOTE (iMatt @ May 7 2009, 03:31 AM)
Tophat and a monocle... tophat and a monocle...
MONOCLE OR GTFO
JBroms
May 7 2009, 03:34 AM
QUOTE (AD_B @ May 7 2009, 03:33 AM)
QUOTE (JBroms @ May 6 2009, 10:32 PM)
QUOTE (iMatt @ May 7 2009, 03:31 AM)
Tophat and a monocle... tophat and a monocle...
MONOCLE OR GTFO
not funny.
AD_B
May 7 2009, 03:35 AM
Don't be a sourpuss.
iMatt
May 7 2009, 03:41 AM
BRILLIANT!
debator
May 7 2009, 03:42 AM
cigars smell like terrible. i can't imagine wanting to smoke one.
JBroms
May 7 2009, 03:43 AM
QUOTE (iMatt @ May 7 2009, 03:41 AM)
BRILLIANT!
WINNAH!
Jonesy, we have located your father.
TheWerg
May 7 2009, 03:46 AM
There was a guy at state for debate who had a tophat, an umbrella that he used as a cane, and a monocle. He was pretty fat and so he looked way too much like The Penguin. He did get second in state for parli, though, so I give him props. I guess.
iMatt
May 7 2009, 03:46 AM
That took 1000 hours in photoshop, don't worry guys I have one of those time stopping watches, it all worked out fine.
Chloe
May 7 2009, 03:47 AM
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 6 2009, 11:46 PM)
There was a guy at state for debate who had a tophat, an umbrella that he used as a cane, and a monocle. He was pretty fat and so he looked way too much like The Penguin. He did get second in state for parli, though, so I give him props. I guess.
Stanley Tree
May 7 2009, 03:52 AM
PS: Rockets have stopped the Kobes, tying them at 57.
overly_critical_man
May 7 2009, 03:54 AM
AF: Tracy McGrady is still a horrible teammate and a second round virgin.
Stanley Tree
May 7 2009, 03:55 AM
QUOTE (overly_critical_man @ May 7 2009, 04:54 AM)
AF: Tracy McGrady is still a horrible teammate and a second round virgin.
I am soooo happy he is not on this team anymore. He is a terrible person, and I hate him for life. Which is hard, considering I loved him about 6 months ago.
BadgerCam
May 7 2009, 04:07 AM
QUOTE (iMatt @ May 6 2009, 08:41 PM)
BRILLIANT!
Wow. That looks a lot like a kid in my gov't class.
On a slightly related note, this is my gov teacher:
JBroms
May 7 2009, 04:09 AM
QUOTE (BadgerCam @ May 7 2009, 04:07 AM)
QUOTE (iMatt @ May 6 2009, 08:41 PM)
BRILLIANT!
Wow. That looks a lot like a kid in my gov't class.
On a slightly related note, this is my gov teacher:
does the kid in question think of your teacher as brilliant?
BadgerCam
May 7 2009, 04:09 AM
Weirdly enough, he does.
Dr. Roffles
May 7 2009, 04:20 AM
PS: Rockets are holding their own in game 2.
This is the only positive thing that has happened to me today. ):
TheWerg
May 7 2009, 04:24 AM
QUOTE (Dr. Roffles @ May 6 2009, 09:20 PM)
HR: Rockets are holding their own in game 2.
This is the worst thing that has happened today. ):
Okay, maybe not that extreme, but still.
debator
May 7 2009, 04:26 AM
my emotional stability was invested entirely in the result of the barca game today. fortunately, it went well.
uc/ps: i see absolutely everything in terms of free will and determinism.
Stanley Tree
May 7 2009, 04:26 AM
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 7 2009, 04:24 AM)
QUOTE (Dr. Roffles @ May 6 2009, 09:20 PM)
HR: Rockets are holding their own in game 2.
This is the worst thing that has happened today. ):
Okay, maybe not that extreme, but still.
I don't know how Lakers fans can defend Kobe Bryant. He is just a terrible person.
debator
May 7 2009, 04:28 AM
charges were dropped
overly_critical_man
May 7 2009, 04:28 AM
QUOTE (Mr. Tree @ May 6 2009, 09:26 PM)
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 7 2009, 04:24 AM)
QUOTE (Dr. Roffles @ May 6 2009, 09:20 PM)
HR: Rockets are holding their own in game 2.
This is the worst thing that has happened today. ):
Okay, maybe not that extreme, but still.
I don't know how Lakers fans can defend Kobe Bryant. He is just a terrible person.
He's beautiful and flawless. Go stand in a corner and punch yourself.
TheWerg
May 7 2009, 04:29 AM
QUOTE (Mr. Tree @ May 6 2009, 09:26 PM)
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 7 2009, 04:24 AM)
QUOTE (Dr. Roffles @ May 6 2009, 09:20 PM)
HR: Rockets are holding their own in game 2.
This is the worst thing that has happened today. ):
Okay, maybe not that extreme, but still.
I don't know how Lakers fans can defend Kobe Bryant. He is just a terrible person.
He is the best in the world at what he does. Sure, he may not be the nicest guy in the world, but he is absolutely dedicated to his art. We appreciate that, even if we don't like the man.
Also, the two posts above.
Stanley Tree
May 7 2009, 04:30 AM
QUOTE (debator @ May 7 2009, 04:28 AM)
charges were dropped
And O.J. was not guilty.
LeBron>Kobe. In ALL aspects of life.
Also, wtf was up with Dani Alves today. He pissed me off; he took Messi out of the game.
overly_critical_man
May 7 2009, 04:31 AM
QUOTE (Mr. Tree @ May 6 2009, 09:30 PM)
QUOTE (debator @ May 7 2009, 04:28 AM)
charges were dropped
And O.J. was not guilty.
LeBron>Kobe. In ALL aspects of life.
Also, wtf was up with Dani Alves today. He pissed me off; he took Messi out of the game.
Go stand in a corner and punch yourself.
TheWerg
May 7 2009, 04:32 AM
I'm inclined to agree here.
Stanley Tree
May 7 2009, 04:33 AM
No. I will when I have an enormous amount of pics of myself. With stupid thingies.
Dr. Roffles
May 7 2009, 04:34 AM
LeBron > Kobe. Do Mr. Tree and I have to get in a cage match with you two to settle this? D:
debator
May 7 2009, 04:35 AM
yeah dani alves wasn't as good as usual. he kept making crosses, as if he didn't understand that even if he were dead accurate (which he wasn't) the odds of messi or iniesta winning a header against the chelsea d were infinitesimal. still, i'm sad to see him out of the final. when he understands that the purpose of his life is to one-two with messi, he's really effective
Stanley Tree
May 7 2009, 04:35 AM
QUOTE (Dr. Roffles @ May 7 2009, 04:34 AM)
LeBron > Kobe. Do Mr. Tree and I have to get in a cage match with you two to settle this? D:
Here's the funny thing about this: both the Werg and OCM are from Cali. Me and Roffles are from Texas and Arizona. So, we obviously have an objective approach to this.
TheWerg
May 7 2009, 04:36 AM
QUOTE (Mr. Tree @ May 6 2009, 09:35 PM)
QUOTE (Dr. Roffles @ May 7 2009, 04:34 AM)
LeBron > Kobe. Do Mr. Tree and I have to get in a cage match with you two to settle this? D:
Here's the funny thing about this: both the Werg and OCM are from Cali. Me and Roffles are from Texas and Arizona. So, we obviously have the wrong approach to this.
BadgerCam
May 7 2009, 04:40 AM
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 6 2009, 09:29 PM)
QUOTE (Mr. Tree @ May 6 2009, 09:26 PM)
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 7 2009, 04:24 AM)
QUOTE (Dr. Roffles @ May 6 2009, 09:20 PM)
HR: Rockets are holding their own in game 2.
This is the worst thing that has happened today. ):
Okay, maybe not that extreme, but still.
I don't know how Lakers fans can defend Kobe Bryant. He is just a terrible person.
He is the best in the world at what he does. Sure, he may not be the nicest guy in the world, but he is absolutely dedicated to his art. We appreciate that, even if we don't like the man.
Also, the two posts above.
AD_B
May 7 2009, 04:42 AM
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 6 2009, 11:29 PM)
QUOTE (Mr. Tree @ May 6 2009, 09:26 PM)
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 7 2009, 04:24 AM)
QUOTE (Dr. Roffles @ May 6 2009, 09:20 PM)
HR: Rockets are holding their own in game 2.
This is the worst thing that has happened today. ):
Okay, maybe not that extreme, but still.
I don't know how Lakers fans can defend Kobe Bryant. He is just a terrible person.
Also, the two posts above.
In other words:
KOBE CAN I HAZ AUTOGRAPH, PLZ? I IZ BIGGEST FAN.
debator
May 7 2009, 04:44 AM
go home.
TheWerg
May 7 2009, 04:45 AM
The funny thing is that if Kobe played for your team, you would defend him with your life and love him too (This is directed at everyone). Oh, sure, go ahead and say you wouldn't. The thing is, you're lying if you do.
Stanley Tree
May 7 2009, 04:47 AM
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 7 2009, 05:45 AM)
The funny thing is that if Kobe played for your team, you would defend him with your life and love him too (This is directed at everyone). Oh, sure, go ahead and say you wouldn't. The thing is, you're lying if you do.
And that's why my team ain't the Lakers.
I DON'T defend T-Mac anymore, but I will defend Ronny A, he's not a bad guy, just misunderstood!
BadgerCam
May 7 2009, 04:47 AM
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 6 2009, 09:45 PM)
The funny thing is that if Kobe played for your team, you would defend him with your life and love him too (This is directed at everyone). Oh, sure, go ahead and say you wouldn't. The thing is, you're lying if you do.
I resent that statement. I most assuredly would not. If a complete jerk plays for one of my teams, I call them on it. Sure Kobe is a great player, I won't discount him that, but he's a complete jerk and we have every right to say that he is.
An LeBron is better, but I'm a Cavs fan.
AD_B
May 7 2009, 04:48 AM
Except: I'm not a sports fan in general. I like baseball, and I like the Astros (obviously), but I wouldn't ever defend a 'stros player to the death. It's not that serious...
debator
May 7 2009, 04:49 AM
the really funny thing is that like fifty million people watch your sport. SMALL NEWS.
Stanley Tree
May 7 2009, 04:49 AM
QUOTE (debator @ May 7 2009, 05:35 AM)
yeah dani alves wasn't as good as usual. he kept making crosses, as if he didn't understand that even if he were dead accurate (which he wasn't) the odds of messi or iniesta winning a header against the chelsea d were infinitesimal. still, i'm sad to see him out of the final. when he understands that the purpose of his life is to one-two with messi, he's really effective
He was quite amazingly off. He soared everything. And he forced Messi in too early on setups, instead on letting HIM take it on the outside and working his way in. He tried to win the game by himself. Thank god Iniesta actually can do that.
TheWerg
May 7 2009, 04:50 AM
He's not a complete jerk. There are plenty of complete jerks in basketball (see: Stephon Marbury, most of the league). Kobe is a competitor. He doesn't talk trash like Artest or most of the guys. Everyone who's played with him, including your beloved LeBron, holds him in high esteem and respect. So get your facts straight.
debator
May 7 2009, 04:50 AM
yeah, iniesta has been absolutely unbelievable this season. i credit him with a lot of barca's success. him and pep, of course.
BadgerCam
May 7 2009, 04:51 AM
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 6 2009, 09:50 PM)
He's not a complete jerk. There are plenty of complete jerks in basketball (see: Stephon Marbury, most of the league). Kobe is a competitor. He doesn't talk trash like Artest or most of the guys. Everyone who's played with him, including your beloved LeBron, holds him in high esteem and respect. So get your facts straight.
I have heard him make one good statement, and it was about how great America is during the Olympics, past that all I here is how great he is. And I said he was a great player, remember.
overly_critical_man
May 7 2009, 04:52 AM
QUOTE (BadgerCam @ May 6 2009, 09:47 PM)
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 6 2009, 09:45 PM)
The funny thing is that if Kobe played for your team, you would defend him with your life and love him too (This is directed at everyone). Oh, sure, go ahead and say you wouldn't. The thing is, you're lying if you do.
I resent that statement. I most assuredly would not. If a complete jerk plays for one of my teams, I call them on it. Sure Kobe is a great player, I won't discount him that, but he's a complete jerk and we have every right to say that he is.
An LeBron is better, but I'm a Cavs fan.
Kobe carried Lebron to a gold medal in the Olympics. Lebron kisses his autographed picture of Kobe every night before he goes to sleep, thanking Kobe for making him a better person, basketball player and giving him an impossible paragon of perfection to strive to be each and every day of his life.
Lebron would be nothing without his hero, Kobe Bryant.
QUOTE
"I've said it since two or three years ago that Kobe Bryant was the best player in this league," James said. "I think he's been the best player in this league for the last five or six, seven years."
BadgerCam
May 7 2009, 04:53 AM
And LeBron is humble, to boot.
TheWerg
May 7 2009, 04:54 AM
QUOTE (overly_critical_man @ May 6 2009, 09:52 PM)
QUOTE (BadgerCam @ May 6 2009, 09:47 PM)
QUOTE (TheWerg @ May 6 2009, 09:45 PM)
The funny thing is that if Kobe played for your team, you would defend him with your life and love him too (This is directed at everyone). Oh, sure, go ahead and say you wouldn't. The thing is, you're lying if you do.
I resent that statement. I most assuredly would not. If a complete jerk plays for one of my teams, I call them on it. Sure Kobe is a great player, I won't discount him that, but he's a complete jerk and we have every right to say that he is.
An LeBron is better, but I'm a Cavs fan.
Kobe carried Lebron to a gold medal in the Olympics. Lebron kisses his autographed picture of Kobe every night before he goes to sleep, thanking Kobe for making him a better person, basketball player and giving him an impossible paragon of perfection to strive to be each and every day of his life.
Lebron would be nothing without his hero, Kobe Bryant.
QUOTE
"I've said it since two or three years ago that Kobe Bryant was the best player in this league," James said. "I think he's been the best player in this league for the last five or six, seven years."
This, my friends, is known as "the truth". I totally respect LeBron, and he'll ultimately surpass Kobe, without a doubt. But right now, Kobe is still on top of the game (although the difference between the two is so small as to be insignificant).
overly_critical_man
May 7 2009, 04:54 AM
QUOTE (BadgerCam @ May 6 2009, 09:53 PM)
And LeBron is humble, to boot.
Yes, the man that tattoos KING JAMES on his back is humble.
debator
May 7 2009, 04:55 AM
so what do you guys think about the final? should be good...but barca never scores much against english teams. the play there is too physical.
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