POST COACH QUOTES NAO

QUOTE YOUR TEAM NAO

QUOTE RANDOM PEOPLE NAO

*freshman is walking down the crowded hallway playing a guitar*

My entire statistics class: "FREEEEEEBIRRRRRDDD!!!"

Did he play it?

reminds me of this sign i saw in a guitar store recently:

NO
Stairway to Heaven

Sweet Child o' Mine

Sweet Home Alabama

I'm pretty sure that sign is in every guitar store ever.

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi1927413785/

register for imdb if you have to. this video is worth it.

"no Stairway, denied!"--wayne

Friend who came into my 5th period, to the girls there: Why wouldn't you date Daniel?
General summary of responses: We would date Daniel if he expressed interest.
Friend, to me: Yeah, dude, you just suck.

Go get some, sad sack!

NO TOUCHING

Asking a musician to play "Freebird" is like going to an LPGA tournament and heckling the golfers with "SHOW ME YOUR SMURFS!" It's not supposed to get any response, as it would degrade the subject in question.

What's that one hot golfer lady, yeah.


Nice.

i'm laughing pretty hard right now.

Yeah, this.

When i pronounced the word "tithe" wrong.
VERY WRONG.

AWKWARD
SAUCE

i still cant pronounce it, hahaha.

Jonesy's post went poof o_0

OWNED

*sigh*

I would sigh, but robots dont have emotions.

Whatev, your guilt trip software must be outdated, I'm sorry I outed you as a bucket o bolts but srsly I could be calling you a Pennsylvanian ADT member.

...
What's that?

Ohhhh.....

Maybe I'm not from PA.
This could be my blue robotic persona.


so... HA.
You should be making a " " face right now.

just to appease you.

technically you're not......
and neither am i if you put it that way..........

"Wuthering Heights could kill even a virus"

"can we have one conversation that's not about my breats, michael?"

"What are you doing?"
"Looking up the number for Quizno's."
"Why don't you just order online?"
"BECAUSE I'M CUSTOMIZING MY ORDER, YOU STUPID BITCH!"
"Uh..."
"Oh god, I'm sorry... I don't know why I just yelled at you..."

*laughter*

My signature:

Preston (V9): "Kent, I'm so sorry."
Kent (Varsity Alternate): "Why?"
Preston: "The first boobs other than your mother's you ever saw belonged to Anthony(S5)."

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My English teacher: I really want you to use your APness on these TAKS tests.

wow. That's epic.
A friend of mine actually wrote about a group of do-gooders for a practice writing TAKS once, and someHOW managed to turn their name into the acronym S.E.M.I.N.

Preston: [To Britnee and I] "So, apparently, Amber wants to kill you two."
Me: "Ummm. Why?"
Audri: "Does she need an excuse?"
Me: ">_<"
Britnee: "No, I'm curious, why?"
Preston: "For talking smack about the lesbians."
Me: "That's funny, because I didn't say anything about the lesbians at all during the dance. I tried to forget they were there, but some things can't be unseen."
Audri: "Brendan!"
Britnee: "Yeah, like that mental image of Anthony dancing naked in the forest with the Rainbow People."
Audri: "AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!"

wow...... umm......ok.....

From what I have heard, there is nothing better to do in St. Johns.

Well, have they gotten bored enough to go tanking?

I don't know what that means outside of MMO terms and that makes me sad.

Rofl, it makes you a nerd, but it saves you from being a hick.

Protip, tanking irl involves a horse water tank (usually, about 12ish ft diameter, with sides about 3 feet high), putting a picnic table in it (no water of course), and then getting a bunch of buddies, in the tank, and floating it down the nearest stream/slow river/ etc.

THAT is the epitome of boredom.

Its ok I thought the same thing

On the top of our AP Psychology "cumulative review test" it said in large bold letters the first three words of the phrase I have put in quotations... test

"YOU were tired this morning?! YOU didn't know what day it was. I couldn't tell how many dimensions my alarm clock was occupying!!"

What's that from?

A conversation I had with my mom a few hours ago.
I must say, this morning was one of the trippiest of my life.

Lol, I could have swore I saw it somewhere else (besides your status on facebook)